CO-STAR

2 min ago

20 years ago in 2003, your sun, rising, and moon signs - Linkin Park's "Meteora", The Postal Service's "Give Up" and Weird Al Yankovic's "Poodle Hat" - were all released.

APPLE WATCH

23 min ago

Your data points suggest you've been punctured spiritually. Are you reading Patrick Rosal's "You Cannot Go to the God You Love on Your Two Legs" while bagging bread at work again?

AMAZON

26 min ago

It looks like you left an item in your cart that could bring you the permanent equanimity that has eluded you and only you for so many years. Don't forget to finish your purchase!

SLING

2 hr ago

Your next shift starts in 35 hours, 26 minutes, and 9 seconds. Relax until then.

USPS

2 hr ago

Your package was delivered! Your dad mailed you funyuns and box brownie mix. He listed the return address as The Great British Bake-off.

HEADSPACE

4 hr ago

Don't have time to meditate today? Remember the feeling of emptying an entire tube of Mini-M&Ms into your mouth instead. You are enough.

MISSOURI HISTORICAL SOCIETY

7 hr ago

March Newsletter: The Story of How the Underground Arch Was Once Used for Cheese Aging